SENT FROM FORMER 3 STAR GENERAL, FORMER SENATOR, ROBERT
I have the distinguished honor of being a
member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R.
Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for her two faces.
We then decided to erect a
statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary
as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside
the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Barack
Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the
difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee
has raised $2.16 so far.