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Remote Name: 22.214.171.124
Date: October 31, 2003
This modest gentleman, who owned a '59 Dodge CR sedan and a '55 Plymmie Savoy, was in the hospital for a series of routine tests. The last test which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrased beyond his ability to remane rational! In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window! A drunk going to his first AA meeting, was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He satarted yelling, swearing, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off of himself, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unseady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely able to contain his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What's going on here sir?" The drunk, still staring down replied, "Ish donknow officher. I think ish just kicked the schit outta a ghost!" BOO! Happly Halloween!