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From: Nathan Manning
Remote Name: 18.104.22.168
Date: December 01, 2003
...Old Uncle Lars has gotten an early start on the holiday fruitcake and hard cider this year... Before you pose such a question on this board, you must first complete the following tasks - in the following order: Read the encyclopedia backward and foreward - while standing on your head - and singing an Ode to Lars in the Key of F - all while whittling a prototype of your windshield wipers out of titanium - with a knife that you read about and made yourself... THEN, and ONLY then... After you've exhausted countless hours of researching all other possible resources, are you allowed to place a humble query at the feet of Mighty Lars, God of all which is HandyMan.