Re: IML: "Do All Time Machines Have Fins"?
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Re: IML: "Do All Time Machines Have Fins"?



My 1965 doesn't have fins, but is still a total pleasure to drive.  My mother's 2005 Mercedes-Benz cannot glide across washboard surfaces with the disdain of my Imperial, nor does it have nearly the roominess and comfort.  My Imperial feels like sitting on an expensive living room sofa with a steering wheel and controls in front of me.  I drove it 2,100 miles in one shot and didn't feel any back pain or anything from lack of support.  It is, without a doubt, the most luxurious car I've ever had in my life, plus it gets good gas mileage for a car that large with such a huge engine.
 
I see people buy and sell and understand that they have many cars and this is their hobby, but, hopefully the day my Imperial goes on the block, I'll be dead, as I have no intention of ever getting rid of her.  Not only does she turn heads on the road, but I smile every time I walk into the garage and see her.
 
What kind of amazes me is that when I see the options on my car and look at new ones, I don't see that much difference.  Aside from the standard features, I have the power door locks, automatic headbeam changer, Auto-Pilot, AM/FM radio with reverberator and power antenna, push button trunk lid release, six-way power seat, dual unit A/C, etc.  My mother's Mercedes-Benz has versions of the same options.  Granted, she has heated seats, which in South Texas you never use, plus the Sentinel type headlights, that she doesn't use because in the city, the lights won't come on at night because of the street lights and the rear, powered head rests.  However, her car doesn't ride nearly as nice as mine and, frankly, it's a bit claustrophobic.  The beam that runs from the roof to the front fender is so wide that it creates it's own blind spot in the front.  Finding a comfortable driving position is difficult, at best.  You're either comfortable and can't see over the hood, or you can see over the hood and you feel like you sitting on the roof.  Good thing it has the hood ornament. 
 
Anyway, I know how you feel about taking your car out and enjoying taking her for rides.
 
Timothy
1965 Crown 4-door
 
This afternoon I spent under my '60 re-installing the gas tank, blowing out the line with compressed air before hooking it up to the fuel pump and finally giving the little two gallon red plastic tank back to its rightfull owener: My lawn mower.
After getting cleaned up enough to head to my friendly gas station to fill two six gallon cans with premium, I lifted up the lid and put twelve or so gallons into the car's own tank. 
Moment of Truth.
Turned the key and she started right up as usual and I gunned the engine a little to provide as much suction from the pump as possible.  There was a slight hic-up or two but then she settled down to her normal quiet tick over.
By now it was almost dusk and common sense told me to wait until tomorrow morning to take her out for a drive.  But then, if I had any common sense I wouldn't be doing this in the first place and besides I personally think common sense is over rated.
I couldn't resist.
I pressed "D" and slowly pulled out of the garage, down the alley to the street.  Moved the turn signal lever over to the right and headed off down the street.  I had intended just to go around the block but I thought f*** that and kept on going.
I passed a local side walk cafe where we caused quite a stir; some people even standing and pointing but I didn't care. 
For suddenly, it was 1970 and I was 22 again!  My back didn't hurt, I was filled with energy and optimism and all things seemed possible.  My fingers gripped the wheel without any sign of arthritis - all that was years away.  I switched on the headlights and the soft green EL glow bathed my eyes.  Life is Grand!
It didn't last all that long, but long enough.  I headed for home and one of the things I always enjoyed in my Imperial - backing up.  My head turned over my right shoulder and looking back with the view framed by the fins and the glow of the brake lights reflected in the rings of the "Sparrow Strainers" as Uncle Tom of Mechanic's Illustrated used to call them.  I pushed the "N" button and put on the parking brake and switched her off.
Do all time machines have fins?  Well I don't know the answer to that.
I just know that mine does...
 
Jim L. in OR
    '60 Crown 4dr Southampton
    '62 Crown 4dr Southampton




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