Let me get this straight then, people who raced cars back in 56 were barely
walking erect and between rubbing sticks together they measured drag racing runs
with smoke signals and sundials. There cars were strange contraptions that
emitted noxious fumes which rendered anyone near into a stupefied
trance. The practice of car tuning was only possible by certain high
wizards who were sent by the dark side to confuse future onlookers who
might try to understand this primitive society. There were however certain
nobel tribal warriors that would rise up and within one year bring
advancement and clarity to the entire land. Thru the generation that followed
all reports or published knowledge of the primitive time are deemed
untrustworthy and most certainly always false, while subsequent reports from the
enlightened time are considered sacred and all knowing. People who look to the
primitive time and see anything other than dark magic and sorcery are deemed
completely insane. I'm beginning to understand. The truth is truly stranger than
fiction.
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