Hey Group!!!! We need to hope that winter will soon end in Wisconsin for
John. I think he is getting, as my Grandchildren (and wife) say to
me,---Carpussels in his blood.
I must say John sure comes up with some good original ones. The calf's do
him well.
Thank you John for the message,
Jack in Shinglehouse, Pa
----- Original Message -----
From: John Bartell <jrbartell@xxxxxxx>
To: <L-FORWARDLOOK@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, February 24, 2001 11:38 AM
Subject: [FWDLK] 5 basic food groups
> Hi all,
> I was having a conversation with my wife this week about groceries
> and the cost. That led to the topic of fwdlk.cars (to keep this related
> to the list) and the costs. A nice friendly chat, we were actually
> smiling!
> It led me to think about the necessities for our family...
> 1. Meat, (it's my living)...The drivetrain...included in the meat
> group are red meat, poultry,fish, eggs, and nuts. I compare Red Meat to
> a V8 engine...Power, Strength. AARRGHH! Poultry, more like a V6, fish,
> eggs and nuts... a mix of a smooth shifting transmission and then
> blended to the perfect axle ratio.
> 2. Dairy Products...Included are yogurt, cheeese and milk. Now
> think of these as something to build a healthy body... a beautifully
> painted steel body, adorned with sparkling stainless and chrome.
> 3.Vegetables... Without veggies, a body is just a shell without
> meaning. So let's make vegetables the interior. Soft cushy seats,
> trimmed with silver and gold piping, with a nice smooth headliner on
> top. Kind of like a salad, a mixture of all your favorites. Remember,
> even your mother said you needed vegggies!
> 4. Fruit...I think of fruit as something round, appealing to the
> eye. It can roll, slide, and it comes in many colors. So what else can
> it be compared to except tires, wheels and hubcaps! Remember the apple
> a day line...well think of those as fresh wide white radials, an
> orange...something to peel away with...we all need fresh fruit
> 5. And finally Fats, Oils and Sweets... (I think my second
> favorite group) Now when you talk fatty, oily, & sweet things, one has
> to be thinking...Accessories! Things like receivers, cd players,
> dual antennaes, skirts, pistol grips shifters, power windows, power
> seats, and power steering. This is an endless group. Men and women
> everywhere like this group...it's like chocolate, some have to have a
> lot, some like just a little. Whatever your taste, there is something
> in this group for all.
>
> Soooo, next time you have to make a decision about your car, give
> much thought to which group your Forwardlook car is in most need of, and
> then use some of your mothers good sense, add a little fatty substance
> (to make you feel good, if only for a short time,) mix in a little milk,
> take a bite of your favorite meat and keep on rolling along. OOOOOHHH
> it' so Fintastic!
>
> Yes, it has been a long winter, can't you tell! John in WI
>
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