IML: Ebay changed search. Warning, its funny

My wife's best line ever was when she came out once too often to the barn to track me down. I was wrenching under the Imperial and the drop cloth I had been using was now wrapped around my legs, which were the only things a bystander would see. When she came upon me, she was facetiously furious and stormed, "it's disturbing enough that you are under the car more than me, but I draw the line at you sleeping with IT!"

In a message dated 1/26/2008 9:59:48 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, spicemanii@xxxxxxx writes:

Wow, it isn't just me!! My wife ask me a few years ago if I make love to my old cars? I answered with, well, when I drive them hard and put them away, they shut up and do not eat or back talk until I turn um on again. I hear from each car I have to make a choice over which to take out, Pick ME, Pick Me.
ok ok, later, joe machado

-----Original Message-----
From: pnkmoore@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <pnkmoore@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: mailing-list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sat, 26 Jan 2008 5:09 am
Subject: IML: Ebay changed search.

Apparently I gave some audible indication of discontent when I was struggling with the new Ebay format the other day. My wife was in the room and asked what was the matter. I whined to her about the new search system and she said: "So, they've messed with your Imperial porn? Shame on them!"

Having been put in my place, I shut up.

Patrick
'58 Southampton project

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